One Liner Jokes, Etc.
Nothing beats a simple one liner joke if you want to break the ice in
a boring date or party. But if you know some funny stories, it is nice,
too. The important thing is that you can make other people happy with
some simple words of laughter. Laughter can be very contagious
especially if you have a funny laugh. Men love women with a funny laugh
and you won’t know if your date has a laugh you will fall in love with
if you don’t have a real funny joke to make her laugh. Try some one
liner jokes that you can easily find in the internet or a joke book that
are available in bookstores.
 You can also find really nice jokes that are effective pick liners
when you are in a bar full of gorgeous babes. You can also ask your
friends for some real good jokes or you can create your own based on
many funny experiences you encounter in life. Jokes work well with
women. Do you really like someone and you wanted her to notice you among
the many faces in a crowd? Tell her a funny joke. Well, you have to
muster your courage first so you can approach her and say “hi”. It could
work but mind you, you need to practice the delivery. Remember, timing
is everything and this is always true when you deliver punch lines.
Pressed A stupid man saw a beautiful reporter with her ID
hanging on her chest. The ID has a huge word that says, “PRESS”. So the
man approached the lady and PRESSED her boobs.
Too Late A rich but stupid man walks in a park with his
bodyguard when a bird on top of an electric wire pooped on his nice
suit. As the bodyguard prepared to get his handkerchief from his back
pocket, the stupid rich man said, “Don’t bother. The bird already flew
away. It’s too late to wipe its ass.”
 Big Difference What’s
the difference between boiling water and a sexy woman in lingerie?
Boiling water softens the meat while a sexy woman in lingerie hardens
the meat. Contagious A sexy and beautiful young woman went to
a doctor for a medical checkup. She told her doctor that her body
sometimes shakes uncontrollably without reason and she’s worried she had
a disease or something. Her doctor asked her to sit and cupped her left
breast with his left hand and said, “Honey, your disease is very
contagious… my knees are shakings uncontrollably now.” Parachute
and Condom What’s the difference between a parachute and a condom?
If a parachute has a large hole on it, a man could die. If condom has a
large hole on it, a man could live.
Ashamed Babies Why is the baby pig ashamed of its mother?
Because its mother is a “pig”.
Why is the baby goat ashamed of its mother? Because its mother has a
“goatee”.
Why is the chick ashamed of its mother? Because its mother has
“eggs”.
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