Short Dirty Jokes: Admit it, it’s Funny
Keeping a regular exercise regimen is good for your health but having
a good dose of laughter every day is better for your heart. Besides, as
the oldest cliché in the book tells us, laughter is the best medicine.
Unfortunately, many people forget to laugh at least once a day because
of the many worries that every day life brings… but jokes can help you
remember. Read on for some real good jokes… and admit it, short dirty
jokes are really funny.
 You Choose A nun in her early
thirties was walking down a dark alleyway one night when a huge ugly man
grabbed her by the arm, pulled her close and pointed a gun at her. The
man whispered threateningly to the nun, “If you shout, I will put a
bullet in your head…”
The huge ugly man stood in front of the nun with the gun still
pointing at her. The huge ugly man said, “Give me your bag”, but the nun
replied, “No”. The huge ugly man said, “If you make me repeat what I
just said, I will kill you”. The nun gave her bag.
The shaking nun thought that the man will run but the huge ugly man
noticed that the nun was irresistibly beautiful. So the man said in a
very low tone, “Take off your clothes”, but the nun said, “No”. The huge
ugly man said, “If you make me repeat what I just said, I will kill
you”. The nun took off her clothes. Shaking, the huge ugly man said,
“Lie down and spread your legs”, and the nun said, “No”. The huge ugly
man said, “If you make me repeat what I just said, I will kill you”. The
nun did as told and spread her legs. The huge ugly man did his evil plan
and while he reached the climax with closed eyes, he dropped the gun.
The nun grabbed the gun, pointed it at the huge ugly man’s head and
said, “Do it again, please… If you make me repeat what I just said, I
will kill you.”
 The Best Gift A stupid young boy is
celebrating his 16th birthday soon and so his loving father approached
him and proudly said, “Son, I have the best gift for you on your
birthday! I am giving you a thousand dollars so you can get any
beautiful lady you like who you can have sex with on your birthday!” The
stupid young boy was ecstatic!
When his birthday came, it was already past ten in the evening when
he decided to leave. On his way to the door, her grandma just arrived
from a party, kind of drunk. His grandma asked, “Where are you headed?”
and the boy, stupid and honest as he was, said, “Grandma, dad gave me a
thousand dollars so I can have sex with any girl I want. I will be
heading to town and find me a real babe!” But his grandma said, “Give
me the thousand dollars and I will give you the best sex ever!” The
stupid young boy agreed and so it happened. He was lying naked with her
grandma on the couch when his father saw them. Baffled and furious, the
father shouted, “Why did you fuck MY MOTHER?” The stupid young boy just
answered, “… because you fucked MY MOTHER, too.”
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