Short Funny Baby Jokes that Will Make You Giggle
You will often hear a lady say “…a good sense of humor…” when asked
about their ideal man. This only shows that people, not just ladies,
want to be around happy people who can make others laugh with their good
sense of humor. They can make funny faces without being embarrassed or
to the point of making fun of themselves just to make the people around
them happy. This is a very selfless act and it is the simplest form of
charity but one that is most loved by many. The best gift is the gift
of laughter as we always believe and many people use this as their guide
towards a fuller, happier life. Children especially toddlers are the
natural comedians. They always look funny with the simple things they do
and they just do it because they love doing it. Their giggles are simply
contagious. So as a tribute to all the babies and toddlers who give
priceless joys to many adults especially to their parents, here are a
few baby jokes.
 You think? Two toddlers, a boy and a girl, were left playing
in a nursery playground in a mall and they happily introduced themselves
to each other through their own baby talk. The boy asked the girl, do
your parents love you? The girls said “I really don’t know, because when
they put me to sleep, they sing a song that scares me a lot… they go
like ‘rock a bye baby, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle
will crack…’ The boy said, “That sounds scary, did they put you on top
of a tree before?” Then the girl exclaimed, “How should I know. I am
asleep all the time.” Then the boy displayed a gloomy face all of a
sudden and sighed. The girl concerned asked, “Is there something the
matter?”
The boy said, “I don’t know… I think I look ugly…” “What made you
say that?” asked the girl. The boy said with a teary eye, “Because every
time my mom takes me along for a stroll in the park, he covers me with
my stroller’s huge canopy!” The girl empathized by saying, “I think I
am the one who is ugly…because every time my parents have a visitor,
they always tell me to stay in my room…” Kids Don’t Lie A
smart and bubbly two year old boy was playing when he heard his parents
arguing. His mother said to his father, “If you think you can keep this
from me, you are crazy!” Upon hearing this, the boy ran to where the
parents are and told his mom, “Daddy not crazy… Daddy sweet… Daddy kiss
you… Daddy kiss me… Daddy kiss nanny… Daddy sweet…”
 Don’t Blame The
Baby Woman 1: Why are you so fat today? Woman 2: I am like this
since I gave birth to my baby. Woman 2: Why are you so thin anyway?
Woman 1: I am like this since I gave birth to my baby.
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