Short Funny Jokes: Because Life Is Short. Enjoy It!
Laughter makes each other’s company more enjoyable and jokes can keep
the fire of laughter burning. Besides, it is better to laugh because of
short funny jokes than to laugh at people or their mistakes. Do you
agree? I am sure you do. As one wise person said, that laughter is the
sweetest music of all. I just wonder why no one thought of “playing”
laughter in radio stations…it could top the charts, you know… just
kidding. Most people will agree that in the loneliest of times, reading
hilarious stories and jokes is healing. Here are some short funny jokes
for you. Enjoy! Life is too short… and becomes even shorter if you don’t
laugh. But don’t laugh too much as well… because it can cause heart
attack, too! (Laughs)…
 3 Balls A cocky young fellow who was
born with three balls love to walk down the streets telling every guy he
met how lucky he was for having three balls. One day, he decided to walk
down the streets again and tell his fellow guys about his three balls.
He saw an old man approaching and stopped him by saying, “Your balls
plus my balls equals 5 balls!” The old man exclaimed, “You mean you got
3 balls?! The cocky young fellow said, “Yeah, you got it right, buddy!”
He again walked further and met a tall man. He stopped him by saying,
“Your balls plus my balls equals 5 balls!” The tall man exclaimed, “You
mean you got 3 balls?! The cocky young fellow yet again said, “Yeah,
you’re damn right, brother!” The third guy he approached was a fat man
down a very crowded street with lots of gorgeous ladies hanging out. He
said proudly to the man, “Your balls plus my balls equals 5 balls!” The
fat man was shocked and shouted in disbelief saying, “You mean you got
only one ball?!!!”
 A Logical Solution A small commercial
plane with 15 passengers is travelling in the summer sky towards a
beautiful tropical island in the Pacific. The passengers include 3
married couples with their children. All of a sudden, the plane started
having engine trouble. The pilot feared that if the plane crashes, it
will crash on a shark infested waters. The pilot told his passengers
that a sacrifice had to be made - 3 persons had to jump in the waters
because the plane carries too much weight and it had to be done to save
the rest of the passengers especially the children. The pilot decided
that the three husbands should jump because it is the most logical
solution.
The husbands prepared themselves while they open the plane’s door.
The first couple embraced and the husband jumped while saying “I love
you, honey!”
The second couple followed, embraced each other tightly and the
husband jumped while saying “I love you, honey!” The last couple
followed, embraced each other and the husband shouted, “I love you,
honey!” then he pushed her wife out of the plane.
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