Short Green Rude Jokes: Share the Joy of Laughter
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and all work with no jokes
makes Jack an ugly boy! A person who knows how to deliver jokes to the
people around him or her makes him or her beautiful. That is true.
People will love you if you can bring a smile to their faces and
laughter to their voices. Even if you are as short as Danny Devito,
women will still love you. Even if you look like Ugly Betty, men will
always want to be around you… if you know how to brighten up the day
with a few jokes here and there. It is therefore a good idea to read
funny jokes and stories so you can share the joy of laughter to everyone
around you. In this generation we live in, people love short rude jokes
but it just takes a bit of practice so you can deliver these jokes
without offending someone.
 Quiet or Else A group of nuns and a priest went to the park
to enjoy a little get together. It was a beautiful park with elegant
gardens. While the nuns and the priest are enjoying a quiet stroll
together, the nuns saw a bicycle rental shop. The oldest nun asked the
priest “Father, is it okay if we rent a bicycle? The sisters think it
would be more fun to enjoy the park while riding a bicycle…” The
priest paused for a while, went to the rental shop, and came back with
bicycles for each of the nuns. The nuns were overjoyed… and so all of
them started to ride on their bicycles.
After a few minutes on their bikes, the nuns started to laugh, moan
and shout. Some even cursed and shouted filthy words. The nuns just
became too noisy and so the priest got mad. The old priest shouted at
them and said “If you don’t keep quiet, I will tell the bike guy to
re-install all your bikes’ seats!”
 The Fastest Sperm Our
story is about the lives of sperms. We all know that millions of sperms
are released when ejaculation occurs, right? And only one sperm is
needed to fertilize the egg… and so the fastest sperm will be
victorious!
One day, millions of sperms gathered around “Speedy”, a healthy
sperm. Speedy had been exercising for almost a week when his brother
sperms asked him “Why do you exercise and workout every day, dear
brother?”
Speedy simply answered “So I can beat you all in reaching the egg
first, you know, I don’t want to die just like our older brothers last
week…” Then they all went to their places and got ready for the
dangerous race ahead. As soon as everyone got to their places, they were
released!
Speedy, who has the fastest reflexes, sped pass his brother sperms
until he can no longer be seen. After a few milliseconds, the sperms saw
Speedy swimming back to them in horror and shouting “Fall back… retreat…
go back… S-H-I-I-I-I-I-I-T!!!
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